The Paradise Machine

$79.00 USD

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CRAP Eyewear - DON'T WORRY, BE CRAPPY

THE PARADISE MACHINE

Late-70s punk with a dash of 90s decadence. Say hello to paradise in these thin square shades.

CRAP Eyewear designs their shades a block from the beach at their Venice HQ – sun protection matters to them. Their sunglasses are handcrafted with premium, optical-grade materials to ensure maximum durability, comfort and 100% protection from harmful UV rays.
THESE CRAP EYEWEAR FRAMES ARE PRODUCED WITH:
Frame: Handcrafted bioacetate – biodegradable & plant-based. Prescription ready.
Lens: Quality CR-39 lenses with 100% UVA/UVB protection.

Hardware: Durable, extra comfortable spring hinges. Custom wire temple cores for added strength and superior fit.

Measurements: 52mm / 19mm / 140mm

Fit: Medium - Wide
THE BRAND:

CRAP Eyewear is an independent sunglass brand designed and tested beachside in Los Angeles, CA. Born in reaction to an overpriced and overly serious sunglass market, CRAP is on a mission to create funky, premium quality eyewear without the heavy retail markup. Their company is deeply rooted in the rich countercultures of Southern California; loving music, fashion, skateboarding and surfing and striving to support these scenes with thoughtful integrity.

WARRANTY:

CRAP Eyewear stands by every single pair of CRAP Eyewear sunglasses with their Bummer-Free Guarantee™ against defects in workmanship and materials for one year from order date and with proof of purchase.

Featured Frame: The Paradise Machine

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